Meanspo! Trigger warning!!!
- your family will think you will die of cardiovascular disease because you’re too fat.
- your boobs will touch your back when you lay down.
- you will avoid hanging out with your friends because you can’t choose the right outfit.
- people will tell you to lose weight everytime they see you.
- you will bump into things you never did before.
- your bed will seem smaller.
- it will take lifting your boobs to see your belly button.
- your bath tub will shrunk.
- you will notice they just don’t make towels as big as they use to.
- you’ll be wearing shoes and they are 2 sizes bigger than you normally wear.
- chairs will make noises when you sit in them.
- you will feel the mirror shrunk.
- you can’t enlarge the seat belt any more.
- it will take only 4 shirts for a large load in the washer.
- you will realize the rolls on your arms aren’t muscles.
- you will feel you’re going to fall off the toilet seat.
- when you go up the steps, the house will shake.
- you will run but you won’t even last 3 minute without panting and sweating.
- you will wonder who or what is riding your butt, because it’s so big it could be a seat.
- you will wear anklets as bracelets.
- necklaces will be anklets.
- you can’t cross your legs anymore.
- you can’t bend over and pick something up.
- you and someone else can’t go through the same door way at the same time.
- the store that you buy your clothes at has the name “tent” in the title.
- you can’t sit in chairs with arms on them any more.
- it takes half the time to fill the tub than it use to.
- your finger will look like 10 sausages.
- your toes will look like it’s swelling because the bee stung you.
- you will have two chins instead of one.
- one of your legs will be as big as a person.
- people will think your pregnant and you’re not.
- bucket seats in cars will scare you because you know you can’t fit.
- you can’t go on an elevator with others due to the weight limit.
- when you get in a pool the water will come out.
- you’re not allowed on roller coasters, you slow them down.
- you can’t drive a car because the seat doesn’t go back far enough.
- you can pinch way more than an inch.
- your meals are as big as your head.
- even xxxl will be too small.
- you’re friends can wrap their hands around your waist.
- your largest ring will be a pinkie ring now.
- you can’t see your feet without sitting down.
- you will break the frame of your friends car.
- when someone lends you their clothes and they are smaller and all along you thought YOU were.
- you will walk like a duck and not as fast as you use too.
- your thighs and knees will rub together when you walk.
- shaving your armpit hair will be too much work because your arms are so heavy.
- you will drop food down your blouse and won’t discover it till you take a bath.
- it’s hard to tell where your curves stop.
- when you tan you will have white creases all over.
- you will often compare your body to jello, especially your underarms.
- you will want to make a dress but can’t afford that many yards.
- you will hang around what you think is fatter people to make yourself feel thin.
- another person can’t pass you in the same isle at the grocery store.
- swimming season is NOT what you want to hear.
- the only public bathroom you can fit in is the handicap booth.
- people won’t let you in their house because there floor boards have a weight limit.
- you will lay on a water bed and you hit the bottom, and the person beside you is 2 feet higher.
- you can’t wear a watch anymore.
- you will have more stretch marks than hair.
- walking around the house will make you tired.
- your doctor will tell you to diet.
- when you have sex with your boyfriend, there will be less sex appeal.
- you will have 1 closet for clothes too small and 1 for clothes that fits.
- you will no longer wear pants that zip.
- your foundation won’t last as long as it use to.
- you need 2 chairs to sit down one for each butt cheek.
- everyone will know you’re fat except you.
- you will always comparing yourself with someone who YOU THINK is larger than yourself.
- you can’t fit on a motorcycle, it will break.
- you can’t fit on a bicycle,the tires will become flat
- your clothing size is your age in dog years.
- your head is the last thing a person sees.
- somehow you just don’t think this list is funny.
- your will be afraid your scale might crack.
- truck weight stations will be where you can get weighted at.
- you will complain every picture you see of that makes you look fat.
- you will pretend to be pregnant just to feel thin.
- you will wish you were pregnant just so you had an excuse.
- you can’t go out to get your hair done because the beauty chairs are too small for you.
- you continue to try new hair styles to make you look thinner.
- going upstairs will be considered the work out for the day.
- you will try every diet pill on the market and it doesn’t change anything.
- the idea of being a guinea pig for test diet pills will be a thrilling idea.
- liposuction will be a MUST.
- exercise will be a foreign word.
- a love seat will be too small.
- a shower is all you can take, a bath tub is too small for a bath.
- you can’t sit in lawn chairs because they can’t handle your weight.
- the YMCA won’t let you come back cause you broke a few things because of your weight.
- when you do loose weight it has to be large amounts to be noticed.
- a beach towel won’t wrap around you any more.
- you will have pants that you can say “I use to be this small!” instead of saying “I used to be this big.”
- when you walk people can’t help but stare.
- you have to have a special made coffin when you die.
- there are more X’s in your clothes than porno’s have X’s.
- maternity clothes will be comfy and you’re not even pregnant.
- glasses are always too tight because your head is so huge.
- you know the true meaning of the word Plus size.
- you jump or stomp and people think it’s an earthquake.
- saving the whales foundation people think will be about you.
- white won’t be your color.
- you will take stock in black clothes and you’re not even gothic.
- you’ve tried every diet known to man. (and failed)
- a car can bounce off you when hit.
- you cause more damage to the car when your hit than any effect to yourself.
